Life In An Overgrown Fool's Head

royalbait: headtroll: “I-spy.” “Absolutely not. I’m not falling for that again.” Kill joy. I...

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 20:18:02 +0000

royalbait:

headtroll:

“I-spy.”

“Absolutely not. I’m not falling for that again.”

Kill joy.

I find no enjoyment living with you when you think. You should stop… It makes me anxious…

royalbait: headtroll: Pity… You would let that man control your life. What if I were to… promise…...

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 20:08:13 +0000

royalbait:

headtroll:

Pity… You would let that man control your life.

What if I were to… promise… to play nice?

“He is not controlling my life, Lambda.”

*folds arms* “Alright then… What game were you thinking of playing anyway?”

“I-spy.”

royalbait: headtroll: I see that you have been… neglected. Shall we play a...

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 19:59:27 +0000

royalbait:

headtroll:

I see that you have been… neglected.

Shall we play a game?

“U-Um…”

“Much as I’d love to… Richard said I shouldn’t play any games with you for the time being.”

Pity… You would let that man control your life.

What if I were to… promise… to play nice?

royalbait Foolish one. headtroll “Hello, Lambda.” I see that you have been…...

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 19:53:58 +0000

royalbait

Foolish one.

headtroll

“Hello, Lambda.”

I see that you have been… neglected.

Shall we play a game?

swordoftheking: headtroll: On the contrary… I believe this title fits you just fine… Especially...

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 00:22:00 +0100

swordoftheking:

headtroll:

On the contrary… I believe this title fits you just fine… Especially when in the presence of peaches.

“Lambda, what are you talking abou—”

“H-Hey, w-whoa. I thought we weren’t going to discuss this again! And how many times do I have to tell you that wasn’t on purpose?”

… I fail to see what the big deal is, foolish one… Is that woman’s rear so similar to that fruit…?

swordoftheking: “I don’t think I’ve done anything to warrant that…” On the contrary… I...

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 00:04:57 +0100

swordoftheking:

“I don’t think I’ve done anything to warrant that…”

On the contrary… I believe this title fits you just fine… Especially when in the presence of peaches.

Hey Lambda, why didn't you protect Asbel when that creepy guy was molesting her?

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 08:11:57 +0100

Our… agreement was the foolish one would allow me to watch and learn about what the insipid humans were capable of while I exist in this body.

As per that agreement… I did as I was… expected to do. I… watched.

Your mod showed me a sketch of how Asbel will look in it as a female. You have no idea what a fantastic transformation it is! (In other words, try to consider putting Asbel in it again.)

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 15:33:22 +0100

… Very well. However, you will have to ask that fool, Richard, for his… permission.

He is rather fond and… protective… of his belongings.

OOC~

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 21:02:30 +0100

Hello anon who sent that fun question about wardrobe ;D I can share one of my sekrit treasures, if you don’t mind an Asu-chan~ version, since you DID remind me of it! The art is compliments of coercing shunjin

Ever thought of putting Asbel (regardless of gender) in that getup you gave Richard back when you possessed him?

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 20:47:10 +0100

… The thought has come across my attention from time to time…

But you agree that there are some good things about big rears, riiiight?

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 20:45:51 +0100

No, I do not.

majestygayto: headtroll: Then… if you have expectations for me to tolerate how pitiful the boy’s...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 07:35:23 +0100

majestygayto:

headtroll:

Then… if you have expectations for me to tolerate how pitiful the boy’s body is becoming… you best remedy it… and soon.

The expelling he is displaying is quite… disturbing. And in hindsight… I do not believe I have made any promises to protect anything beyond the boy’s body… The boy… I need. That thing…. is not so important to us. So let it be known that if I find that this… human-creature growing in him is… a danger to his life… I will make the choice to dispose of it whether either of you like it or not.

There is nothing in need of remedying, Lambda. Nor is that your decision to make. This is between Asbel and I, and that is our child. We have welcomed you as a friend, but if you attempt any harm to our child, I will not be so forgiving as I have been.

Hmph… We will see about that… You have also heard me as well, foolish one. I will not repeat myself…

………

majestygayto: Nobody is disposing of any child of mine, Lambda. I have…no idea how long…Asbel...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 07:16:54 +0100

majestygayto:

Nobody is disposing of any child of mine, Lambda.

I have…no idea how long…Asbel has been pregnant, but humans carry their children for about nine months.

Then… if you have expectations for me to tolerate how pitiful the boy’s body is becoming… you best remedy it… and soon.

The expelling he is displaying is quite… disturbing. And in hindsight… I do not believe I have made any promises to protect anything beyond the boy’s body… The boy… I need. That thing…. is not so important to us. So let it be known that if I find that this… human-creature growing in him is… a danger to his life… I will make the choice to dispose of it whether either of you like it or not.

majestygayto: …! ……………………… You are not pulling my leg, Lambda? I am not. Now… how long...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 07:01:37 +0100

majestygayto:

…!

………………………

You are not pulling my leg, Lambda?

I am not. Now… how long before we can dispose of it? It is…. strange and it is making the boy ill. I have no wish to move to another body when this fool is so convenient.

majestygayto: … I would be made aware of this faster if you would just say what it is...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 06:53:46 +0100

majestygayto:

…

I would be made aware of this faster if you would just say what it is already.

The boy has been weak the last few days… He has also displayed a disturbing habit of throwing up just before sunrise and have kept it hidden from you. If your previous antics had truth in them… then… I believe that there is a very high probability that you were…

…successful. And I sense… something out of the ordinary in the boy’s body and he believes it to be a… cold…

It makes us… uncomfortable.

royalbait: Haha, thanks. It’s actually pretty relieving to hear him say it. Oh… speaking of...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 06:34:42 +0100

royalbait:

Haha, thanks. It’s actually pretty relieving to hear him say it.

Oh… speaking of which, he wanted me to get you for some strange reason. He wouldn’t sa—

………

Richard. There is a problem.

royalbait: headtroll: ……………………………………………….. You are an idiot. Get Richard. W-Wha… W-Where did that...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 05:02:36 +0100

royalbait:

headtroll:

……………………………………………….. You are an idiot. Get Richard.

W-Wha… W-Where did that come from?

Hold on a second. I’m not getting anyone until you explain to me why exactly I am an idiot.

Do not argue with me, Asbel. Get Richard.

royalbait: headtroll: … Your body… is strange… I sense something is wrong. …What? Well… aside...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 04:48:25 +0100

royalbait:

headtroll:

… Your body… is strange… I sense something is wrong.

…What? Well… aside the whole gender-thing, I think it’s pretty normal?

Although… I guess I have been feeling a little under the weather lately.

I’ve been feeling tired. *crosses arms* I wonder if I’m catching a cold…

……………………………………………….. You are an idiot. Get Richard.

royalbait: Lambda… Could you at least start by telling me why something is wrong with me this...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 04:28:53 +0100

royalbait:

Lambda… Could you at least start by telling me why something is wrong with me this time around?

… Your body… is strange… I sense something is wrong.

What did you think of Asbel's monthlies?

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 14:45:41 +0100

His temper was an advantage… He was not so easy to trick… And he fought back to the fools who try to take advantage of his… ignorance.

However… I could live without the crying, like he had done with Richard. That was… strange.